I respectfully disagree. Other than an emphasis on computer and/or language skills that has emerged over the last 2 decades, there is no more mandate for specialization now than there was when I was coming up, and there is no college program that gives you sufficient vocational training for you to hit the ground…

#notallparties

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

It’s impossible, at this point, for A-Rod to have a heartwarming comeback story. Whatever he accomplishes from here on out with be greeted with either skepticism (people are already talking about him being back on the juice) or grudging respect.

At least it made sense. The ball was stuck in the webbing

Here’s another example of that well-devised logic: when a white guy commits mass murder, we talk about his problems. We talk about the tools used to commit those murders, and whether the best way to stop them is to either more closely regulate the tools or deregulate them so more people have those tools so they can…

I think you're supposed your hands up, act timid and say "I am not resisting arrest."

Last night’s Nats game was played in a brisk 2 hours 21 minutes. Faster than 159 of their 2014 games. Opening Day was a very reasonable 2:35.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

The dumbest part of this is the implicit premise that Cowherd’s argument is based on: would rather have a knee injury or concussion for your football career? His whole spiel centers on what is better for you to play football in the future. But you know what? Fuck that. Concussions come with vastly greater risks to…

When I left the theater, I was of the unpopular opinion that Skyfall was a pile of dogshit. I've seen it again since, and I still think it's a pile of dogshit. The rebooted Bond was working towards a great overarching arc with Quantum/Spectre, just to put the brakes on to make a nonsensical movie that got rid of…

Dalton was criminally underrated. He's openly said he molded his acting and emotions after the Bond of the books to be more authentic. (I haven't read the books but apparently he's seriously conflicted most of the time) Unfortunately everyone just saw him as the boring melodramatic Bond. The Living Daylights is…

This is actually why I enjoy Quantum of Solace quite a bit. That movie doesn't fuck around and it is shameless in it's uber-action movie pacing

If you shoot 100+ at some dog track muni, all one-handed lefty Tiger would have to do is get around Augusta in less than 200, because you won't.

Tom Haverford couldn't be more stoked.

I agree but I do have to point out that this was lip synched to a prerecorded track. Even Michael Jackson couldn't sing two different parts at the same time.

Oh for the love of god, lady, there's is no need for all this verbal diarrhea.

How Cavalier!!

When he's found guilty in the court of law.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.