Biting commentary from Marv.

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

"I'm sorry, but she wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for the fighters. She wouldn't."

There are all sorts of people tangentially related to sports that can make more than the athletes. Of the top of my head; coaches, announcers, vendors, the owner. None of those people would have jobs if not for the athletes. But…

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

My first time in a strip club, in the backroom with a girl, I was told there was a two drink minimum. I proceeded to order myself two drinks. I'm pretty sure that wasn't what I was supposed to do.

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

At his peak he was the best golfer ever and I don't think it is even close. At his best events I would take Tiger over the field in his prime.

i think you guys are misunderstanding. it was very clear to me that he interpreted the dolphin's prolonged interactions with him as demonstrations of consent. that doesn't mean that i don't personally question that idea of consent, because i personally do not think animals can consent to humans, nor do i think consent…

"Jon Stewart Should Run For Office!"

I'll be blunt. This whole thing seems like huge waste of time. I get that a subject like domestic violence isn't easy to package for the masses in a slick way, and this group seems to have done that. But to what end? I for one feel that their feet should be held to the fire until their 'not for profit' status makes…

I would actually be curious to read more from someone who deals with domestic violence professionally on what the potential achievements and utility of an "awareness campaign" are. (Self criticism: if I were REALLY interested, maybe I wouldn't be posting the question on a sports gossip blog!) I was a child when the…

As a single parent of sons it was very important to me that my sons did not become predators. From middle school on I would tell them regularly that it is wrong, it is morally reprehensible to have sex with a girl/woman who is incapable of giving consent. I was very proud when I heard from another parent that one of…

Or, "there is no evidence of rape!" As a lawyer this boggles the mind. Testimony is evidence. If she testifies that he did it, that's evidence. Just like if he testifies he didn't, that is also evidence. What people are really saying is that men are more trustworthy than women, at all times.

Having read Hank Haney's book about Tiger, I feel qualified as an expert on the subject. He was never comfortable finding a swing and sticking with it, he always felt he had to be working on something new, and so I think now on his billionth swing coach, he's finally completely wrecked his swing, and that wrecked his…

Yips and doubt. It is both that complex and that simple. As a former college golfer (#braggart), I can attest to seeing this take down great players - obviously, nowhere near as great as Tiger, but guys who could go out and shoot around/under par on 99% of the courses they saw. Once you stop practicing and let doubts…

The research the article is based on doesn't say that "Godless Parents Are Also Good Parents", it says that [by the article authors definition of good] "Godless Parents Are Doing A Better Job".

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.