You. You are good people.

What should happen is managers should empower their employees to throw out dickwads. My place of work has never seen "extra love" in anything because if someone is rude to us, we are allowed to throw people out. If it comes down to customer word vs employee word, employee wins every time (we're also SUPER picky about…

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

I never thought that the bad reaction to her article was based on the idea that being upfront about what she wanted in a relationship, it was that she described the idea that people might fall in love with someone who is different then who they might have imagined as their ideal as "settling". Especially when those…

Big fan of the "my friends call me Whiskers" reference.

Before Burneko arrives to tell us how to eat a bagel, why can't I have butter and cream cheese? Cut the bagel in half, butter both halves, put it under the broiler for 2 or 3 minutes until it's golden, then top with cream cheese.

Nacho Cheese Doritos are not better than Cheez-Its. What fucking planet is this? Am I taking crazy pills?!

If Cheez-Its don't beat out Doritos, this entire site is a farce.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

It's okayee!! Illitterassy is nuthing too bee ashamd of!

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

Uh...did you watch Harper against the Giants? Because he and Rendon were the only guys in our lineup who bothered to show up.

That's funny, since Harper was probably the best player for the team in the NLDS. There is no player to get the Nats "over the hump." They play 162 games, only to have the season possibly end based on a best-of-5 series whose outcome is more luck than skill.

Upton: The news caught me totally off guard and I can't say that I'm particularly happy about it. And I don't agree that it will be "good for my career."

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.