This is about as sound as advice on this topic gets, but LDRs are all but impossible to maintain without some kind of endgame in mind. There's no one on Earth so special that you won't eventually come to realize that, yes, you can in fact live without them.

Judging by that first screencap alone, that is an un-fuckable man.

It's funny what qualifies for "physical specimen" in baseball.

I'm a fucking idiot - I was only counting one team. Carry on, nothing to see here.

Where does that, uh, 300 pitches per game stat come from? A starter typically doesn't go past 100 pitches and/or the 7th. Unless the reliever and closer are hurling 100 pitches in an inning apiece, that seems suspect.

I keep saying the same thing, and I'm far from a Yankees fan. I just think it would be hilarious (and awesome) for him to do so well that NY fans have no choice but to at least not actively hate him. Not gonna happen but man, what a season that would be.

OMG LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Yeah, I got mine as about as good as it's going to get within a week or two. Not "perfect," but then again a 12" cast iron's never going to get "perfect" cooking on 10" electric coils. I could keep seasoning it in the oven, but ain't nobody got (anymore) time for that.

Cobb apparently did that so he was prepared to bunt, change directions, poke, slap etc., on short notice. Makes sense with the balls they were hitting back then that power wasn't as important to him.

What a biting and original #HotTake to make! Never heard that fast food joke before! You must have gone to a really good school to have become so clever to make such a good joke. You sad, sad fucking tool.

Unfortunately if you went to PSU, odds are you probably need to reeducate yourself as well if you want anyone to take your degree seriously.

I think a good amount of this dickbaggery has to do with the unique nature of sexual assault - it's the 2nd-most serious violent crime a person can commit, and yet it's the only one where there's often little "evidence" that John Q. Public can point to and say "welp, this is pretty obvious." If you murder someone,…

Went to bed at 2:00 with a 10, woke up at 10:00 with a 2.

That's not the "normal" thing to do - there is no enclave within the customer service industry wherein it's considered appropriate or protocol to confront a customer when they display dissatisfaction with your service, through tipping or otherwise. I mean, I never had to do it when I was waiting tables either, but I…

So you acknowledge that they do have something coming, just outright physical violence as opposed to subversive violence? Okay.

My restaurant would serve bird's nest soup, which is MADE from spit. It's unavoidable!

Right, sure. No one's advocating for disgruntled servers to rampantly spit or splooge in their guests' food. All C.A.'s saying (and the point of enjoying these stories and not getting weirdly bent out of shape over little things) is that the customer was a dickbag, and since the food wasn't mine or yours or anyone but…

If you read these stories about horrible people and your reaction is "OMG HE SPIT IN HIS FOOD!?!?!" there's something wrong there.

It's not "circular, flawed logic." You're of the opinion that spitting in someone's food is unacceptable; he's not. Besides that, he's not "encouraging" anything - he told you he never did it and never saw it done, but if the letter writer did it to the dickbag in the story? Eh, he's ok with that.

You know goddamn well that Pete Carroll refers to himself as "daddy" when talking to his players.