Peanut butter, as mentioned, is meant to be creamy. It's called peanut BUTTER, as in its texture is butter-like, not peanut "eh, we don't have a better word for whatever this is, so call it butter." Chunky peanut butter is the result of someone doing 90% of their job and then stopping. Same with orange juice. I want…

Well, Packers fan, so...

Red's Apple Regrets!

You know, if you mix a shot of fireball with the least-cloying hard apple cider you can find and drink it in a pint glass over ice, it's about the best damn thing there is. I've heard it called many names, most alluding to the brand of the cider being used "fire orchard," "angry apple pie," that sort of thing).

Well, the best way to get fitted for golf clubs is to ... get fitted for golf clubs. Unless you have access to a full fitting cart with different flexes/lengths/lie angles and maybe a launch monitor, you're gonna have to go to someone who's qualified to fit you.

I like the way you write about restaurants, and I like you even more now knowing you're a Nats fan.

This is true. It's almost as though they expect corners to recognize their greatness and have the respect to not interfere with their routes.

Man, Jay in Arizona would be something. Imagine having a guy like Jay to bomb passes to Floyd and Fitzgerald! The only way it could be better was if they had Brandon Marshall and Alsho....

Yeah, I tend to agree. The money thing is pretty odd to me. I don't necessarily agree that pay 100% does or should correlate to immediate performance (say Cutler stays where he's at or improves a little, the the Bears could end up eating a lot more in cap space down the line if they kept inking short-term deals to…

This is about as good an analysis of the subject as I've seen: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/c…

It would be nice to see him more fired up and motivational, but sometimes that's just not who someone is. It's a little spurious to me, too, that everyone conveniently points the finger at Jay to be the leader when he's so reserved. Look at when Baltimore was winning titles; Ray Lewis was the hype man on that team.…

Yeah I mean no one's saying he's a victim here. He does make bad decisions, and according to the talking heads he's apparently a dogged student Mon-Sat, but has trouble bringing it to the field come gameday. Ok. That should, in theory, be something that could be worked on. Now there's a whole other argument to make…

Yeah, you're not going to turn him into Brady or Manning. You can't turn anyone into Brady or Manning. But to be on the level of a Romo, Roethlisberger or Ryan (good Matt Ryan, not whatever he is now)? Totally doable.

Dude, everyone has a reason to hate Jay, but no good reason to hate Jay. It's all because of... something something leadership, something something attitude, something something toughness. It's all smoke and mirrors evasion. Over the last eight years, most of Jay's numbers are dead-on average for the NFL. That's…

If I were to, say, work for a really prestigious, well-regarded company (Comcast, Walmart, a collections agency, etc.) and was then released by that company, how would it be legal for them to bar me from using their name on my resume when seeking future employment? It seems like that would significantly hinder my…

I think you lost anyone who might have been on your side when you used the term "metal purist." Except for other "metal purists," which, that's fine.

Oh I mean I just use sour cream. I wouldn't even know where to get creme fraiche.

My wife is typically very happy with my amply-salted pasta.

Gordon Ramsay says "Nah, dog. I'ma do them this way."

This is just the dumbest fucking thing.