I just salt my scrambled eggs after I cook them and it seems to work ok. I've heard something about the salt going to work on proteins in the egg, so (if true) it's not really really the same as salting pasta water.

It's as much the coaching on offense as it is anything else. This is essentially the same team that had one of the highest ppg averages in the league last year, but their style of play this season has been totally different.

Ehhhhhhh. I dunno. I mean, yeah, that's probably true. I think it has as much to do with attitude/projection as it does the actual wearing of the hat. As long as you're not actually acting like a tooly-tool, you can probably get away with it. Setting matters too, I think. Having drinks on the patio at a divey…

I never took my pledging/hazing too seriously, but I did get branded as an upperclassmen. It's not a reinforcement thing, it's more a "that fucker's getting one, and he thinks it makes him better'n me? Fuck him, pass the Wild Turkey and heat up that paperclip."

OMG YAAASSS. This is completely flawless and wins the internet.

Saddest part? This place used to be "Mighty Pint," a total divey douchefest with gnats flying around, generally questionable sanitation and ... fuck it, really cheap drinks and fast, friendly service. Sometimes I really hate DC.

I am genuinely surprised a place hasn't started doing bacon-infused vodka shots with the glasses rimmed in the DIY ranch powder stuff. I ... kind of want to do this, even though I know I shouldn't.

It's fitting what happened in St. Louis, a city home to what was the last great American-owned brewery; a brewery that, like its city, continues to dutifully fulfill its obligation to spread joy around the world with a traditional American favorite: Success. Don't mess with what works; don't fix that which isn't…

Yeah it's not the defense itself. In a sexual assault case, the things outlined in the release are basically all a defense attorney has to work with (minus her prior sexual history, which is irrelevant). The problem is that it was released at all.

You know, that thought crossed my mind, it really did. He was on the plate pretttyyyy quickly after he sailed it. Even if it was (it couldn't have been), there have to be safer ways to pull a trick like that.

Or Craig Stammen! Or Raphael Soriano! Or Drew Storen! Or even Strasburg! Hell, even Ross friggin Detwiler! (if he hasn't been sent back down to 3A). There's a whole cornucopia of things Williams could have done that would have been less-stupid than putting in Aaron Barrett against the guy who doubled off him in game 1.

I hope that somehow, neither of these teams win. Don't ask me how. This is the most insufferable, unwatchable NLCS combination possible. Two terrible fan bases passive-aggressively arguing over whose team has the most "GRIT," who "WANTS IT MORE," and who's "BUILT FOR THE POST-SEASON." Go Orioles.

As if naming the child "Briseis" wasn't punishment enough.

It's the only chance you have to make the pasta taste like something other than sauce. Plus there's probably some, I dunno, chemistry stuff going on concerning the breakdown of starches or something.

Maximizing earning potential is not racist. Deciding that the best way to do so is to actively alter the the racial makeup of your employees and event participants, however, is.

Come onnnnnnnn beltway series!

"Body language" and "facial expression" experts sound like experts the way chiropractors are "back experts."

Even if they could afford it, not everyone thinks doing a shit ton of work for free (other than nebulous promises of future possibilities), either. Wonderful economy we've worked ourselves into, where success depends on both who you know and how much work you're willing to do gratis.

Can someone turn up the AC? This take was just a little too Hot.

And this bothers you because... ?