...So Steve King’s vision of America is one where we all look like Steve King? Hard pass.

I just turned to my Amazon Echo and said, “Alexa, open the pod bay doors.” It replied, “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.”

I can literally look up every single Google voice search I have ever done and have my own voice played back to me so.... no.

time for a classic Marlene/Winston messaround

I NEED A WINSTON IN MA LIFEeeeee

The episode where he pretended to be Tag Romney will never not be funny.

Winston Gif Thread

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

Jesus Christ. How worthless of a human being do you have to be to want to steal someone else’s hard earned property and then when you are too inept to use it yourself you have to kill an innocent person?

I believe it!

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

The gold star for TN hypocrites still has to be Scott DesJarlais, another family values physician-cum-congressman who pulled a gun on his now-ex wife, and made his mistress (who was a patient, too) have an abortion.

Mae Beavers! She doesn’t sound as cool as her cousin Ethel in Pawnee.

did you see who we made president or

How did Tomi Lahren not make this list?

Like I’ma take advice on civil disobedience from some nosepicker who can’t even spell “rein”? PFFFT.

The only thing that Lena Dunham has taught me is that I should not like Lena Dunham. And I don’t. What is that tweet, even?!!

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

“... Lead us not trespass, as we forgive those that trespass against us...” I mean, it’s in the prayer that they shouldn’t be dickbags to people and to forgive them when they are dickbags. But you know. Fuck em cause they’re Muslim.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.