Poetatoe.

- Bill Hicks

Logan, Josh, Ron, Rand...any Paul will do. Except Aaron. He’s awesome.

So here we are again to experience the bitter, scalding end
And we’re the only ones who can perceive it
But others sing of beauty and the story that’s unfolded
As one that deserves praise and ritual

My issue with the Cheeto, Mango, etc. nicknames is that I like both Mangoes and Cheetos (don’t judge). That’s why I prefer “Spray-tan Motherfucker.” No association with anything good.

If you’re going to troll, at least put in a little fucking effort. 0/10.

I like this. Would also approve of substituting Vic Mackey.

Anyone still believe that crap about John Kelly being a balancing voice, adult in the room, etc., now? This administration - top to bottom - is racist. Full stop.

Dying. Nearly shot coffee out of my nose.

“So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...” 

Or one of Homer’s inventions.

“Melissa Shelton, 29,”

Look, there is really only one way to get to the bottom of this. Use America’s finest legal mind...

I was fairly disappointed that “deadlift” didn’t result in a trip to Snap City for him. Also a 1000% chance he quarter-squats.

Like the banquet scene in Salò.

+1 imaginary unit

Don’t forget his textbook-perfect deadlift form.

“He reads a few sentences and then cocks his head in that repulsive way and waits for applause.”