In the wild, one most often encounters “I believe I have a special skill that will allow me to make money regardless of what I look like, but I will actually earn minimum wage for the rest of my life.”

(obligatory)

He’ll get Jimmy Conway after Weinstein.

I want to disagree with you on that...but I can’t, because you’re probably right and everything is terrible.

Stravinsky, not Picasso.

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, CLEVELAND!

“Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, jazz musicians, and entertainers. Their satanic music is driven by marijuana, and marijuana smoking by white women makes them want to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and others.”

On the toilet at work does the trick for me.

“Hopefully, twenty years will see this guy emerge an old man who has some serious remorse for his actions.”

Unless they crash into a few more ships on the way over. The 7th is not having a good year.

Just go full-on weirdo and put Mick Mars in there instead.

Trump’s policies in one convenient picture.

Keep in mind, this is the same man who orders a steak well done. Anything above medium rare is psychotic.

I’m changing my Xmas list to include the opportunity to punch Mitch McConnell in his smirking, jowly, turtle face as hard as possible.

I’d add Frank Zappa to this list. 70+ albums is hard enough to rank, especially when some of them delve into...shall we say “difficult listening?”

I feel compelled to mention the most divisive, unpatriotic thing Obama did, bringing great shame to our nation and the Presidency: