Staying the hell away from Disney World.

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The only way Family Matters should reboot is if the cast is all white and the name is changed to All Families Matter.

And there you have it. Humans will wipe themselves and 99% of the planet’s lifeforms out by 2100 and 100K years later live will re-evolve from the seafloor. That’s how cosmic evolution functions, thanks for playing, homo sapiens.

When does Hillary Swank show up? 

No parent should have to bury their child. For the rest of Alyssa & Nick’s lives they’ll see him in the faces of others & wonder how their child would have grown up, what his voice would sound like, what his hands would feel like, what his hair would smell like when they hugged him close, how wide his smile would be.…

“These harmful practices don’t happen once in a blue moon - they are a daily fail that divide us, and we all deserve better.”

FFS, It’s COLOMBIA, not “Columbia”. I’m not Colombian but it’s still annoying to see the country’s name misspelled like that all over the place.  Thank you, U.S. school system for teaching geography so well.

“Bridge Out.” Well sir, I’d prefer to do my own research on where and how I can drive, thank you very much. I’m sorry, but I thought I woke up in a free country this mornAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH *splash*

What the actual fuck?

Actually, this explains a lot.

Of course, the dick rocket comparison to Dr Evil’s space schlong doesn’t help comparisons of Bezos looking a lot like a more whiny and competent Dr Evil.

The Nissan can be had with a manual.

Rinse, repeat.

So I’m Central American, Salvadoran specifically, and we are a daily shower people. Some, like my uncles that work construction are two shower people one before work, one after. I got the bucket bath (so I wouldn’t waste water) with a rough wash cloth as a little kid, by grandma, on the daily too.

I’m sorry your job is so terrible you’re not allowed to take time off. You should maybe put your resume together and find a job that lets you take a break from being bitter all the time.

Hi Meghan!

Good for her, but man, this feels like back to square one somehow. Smith and Carlos raised their fists in protest on the podium over 50 years ago and 15 years ago it seemed like they were finally getting some positive recognition after decades of backlash: they got an HBO documentary, a statue in San Jose, and the…

This should not be surprising to anyone. Self hatred is the norm in our community. She came of age at a time where she wanted to be considered white, (“I really wanted to be Elizabeth Taylor,” she adds. “Little did I know there wasn’t a chance in hell of something like that happening.”) and she realized that she was…