No, you’re supposed to pull on those bootstraps as hard as you can to raise that child and raise yourself if you’re a teenage parent...

All this fake vent plastic grill shit has got to go.  The regular Elantra looks ok depending on the color, but that front end definitely it’s a love-it-or-leave-it type of styling.

Sounds like typical nickel-and-dime shit from Toyota and Subaru.  I would definitely want radar cruise control even in a manual.

Worst signing Yamaha has made in the past 15 years. They should have focused on improving the bike, instead they went with the Marquez strategy of trying to find the next fastest alien that can ride around the bike’s problems and win.

If this car was low to mid $20K, then yeah I would say it’s a heck of a car but at $30K+ plus markup or whatever sorry but it should bring more to the table than 228hp.

People have already gotten “unauthorized” booster shots. Makes me think I should have done the same instead of waiting my turn and following the rules to my personal detriment since none of these never-vaxxers/never-maskers do whatever they want.

Only 30? Could have fooled me.

Louis, Aziz, TJ Miller, and Chris D’Elia should do a tour together.

Pay close attention to your potential in-laws and your significant other’s relationship with them. If you don’t like it now, you definitely will not like it once you’re married.

Are they closing the immigrant concentration camps? Are they providing migrants with legal counsel and stop making 6-year-olds represent themselves in court?  Are Border Patrol going to change their decades long attitude towards migrants as criminals and sub-human?  I really fucking doubt it.

Nothing screams “white people!” like shows such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right, etc.  

As a FL resident, get out indeed but the question is to where? The rest of the South is rife with these Death Cult leaders and ardent members, and the halfway-sane states are too expensive to live in.

Why did cars stop having the shoulder belt that automatically ran along the a-pillar?

Surprise:  it’s an electric SUV!

The essence of this article should be “don’t be a simpleton and stop taking sports and sports figures so damn seriously”.

10 years is a fucking slap in the wrist for murdering someone out of sheer negligence while all the power and privilege this society gives you.  She should rot in jail for the rest of her life.

Someone has to help out the poor ‘ol yatchers (i.e. escorts) through this global pandemic and economic downturn!

I feel like Vlad pushed too much for Michael to say or talk about his son and his drug addiction problems.

Should have thrown him out of the plane midflight

Scholastic is already a crap company even without this CEO drama