My girlfriend is a 3rd grade teacher. She’s looking forward to getting some actual teaching time back if Mr. Trump guts the DoE and their tidal wave of standardized tests like he promised.

Term limits absolutely need to happen. The fact that so much of Congress is opposed to them is evidence enough of that.

...today?

I’m sure you’d much rather have Tannehill over the winningest coach in NFL history. Right. No hyperbole there.

Don’t worry, we feed off of your hatred. It sustains us...it gives us life...

I don’t care who he supports, just keep our boys winning games!

He only financed a company to take out the brains of hundreds of children, put them in storage as their bab brains and eyes squiggle around, condition them into child soldiers and put them in cyborg bodies so that he could end companies that take out the brains of hundreds of children,put them in storage as their bab…

but can’t be bothered to explain why Clinton is as bad as Trump without coming off a sexist asshole.

And yet, you completely neglect to mention that Raiden (obviously your Chillary Mary-Sue) was MEASURABLY not “the good guy.”

I clean my prep dishes and tools as I go along, and everything else goes to the girlfriend, unless I really foul up a pan and then I wash it myself to mark my shame (because the dish probably came out shitty anyway)

holy fuck that was a chick under there?

Never come back, ever. Social media - nay, the world at large, is better off without you.

Autism at work

If you ever want to go full on other side of the coin and interview someone that is boring and thinks watching other gamers is boring, I’m available.

This may be just another boring, bland, “Kevin James stars as Kevin James in another sitcom about Kevin James,” and entirely unwatchable on that premise alone, but it’s that crusty little shithead booger of a kid that’s the daughter’s “boy”friend that puts this into abomination territory for me.

I wonder if women are being “discriminated against” because it’s a potentially risky situation for a male driver. Since, you know, every male is a potential rapist (thanks, Jez!), all it would take is one misplaced accusation of misconduct, and the next thing you know Johnny McUberdriver’s face is plastered all over…

Personally, I’m just as likely to pass on a fair from one of those names as I am a generic shit-awful suburbia white kid name. No, Brayghdjyinn, you’re not as special and unique as your working alcoholic soccer mom lead you to believe.

lol what the fuck this shit gets weirder every day, fam

Who let Goodell on the field?

Right? Heaven forbid someone hold Hillary accountable for her actions!