You are doing great! I grew up an only child with parents who came from big Catholic families. They were used to being teased and joked at—I was not. Your kiddo will be amazing.

Eh, schools are all about finding the right one—I’m an Old so if someone said that to me I’d assume it was because they recognized it was a good school but wanted to be somewhere else.

Yes this is from a rando on the interwebs but I promise you—you’re fine. More than fine. And we all still love you.

I turn 37 on Friday and still feel guilty for making my mom wait in line for Space Mountain at Disney World and then chickening out at the moment we were about to get on the ride. I was 7.

Yes it does! I got ghosted by a coworker after two weeks of him practically asking me to marry him so hopped back on OKC and Tinder with some fun initial results. A week later and I may be hopeless. I work three jobs so finding a night off can’t be rough but I’m ready to throw in the towel.

DC is in!

Boo! Keep going though! There are good dudes out there!

Ha I soentntoday devouring Ansari’S Modern Romance and opened my tinder and OKC accounts. I have a date this week! And because this always happens, Ghosty McGhostface texted me—they can always tell when there’s a disturbance in the Force!

I had in-person connected with a guy at work and it was a week and a half of wonderful before he ghosted. Sent him an article on ghosting and why it is cruel and cowardly and am now back online dating! Wish me luck! Also I am BELOVED at work so good job being rude to me!

He gets any billing over Kiki?

I legit have nightmares even thinking about The Others—when the “help” are al leaning in on the glass, asking to be let in? Ha, hello nightmares for days...

My undergrad graduation had the president of The Gambia (now recently forced out but graduation was in 2004) as our speaker. My hippie school had ties to the country that were awesome and not related to the president but a few weeks before graduation the president of Gambia had ordered live fire on protesting…

Sakura and Danielle—I try to separate them from their characters but they portray them with such grace and stength-I haven’t even seen Black Mirror but this is my everything!

Hey, we love Louis Seize! He (eventually) backed us in the War for Independence!

This makes me think of the greatest Brit of all time: the cartoon fox Robin Hood! You have an outlaw for an in-law!

Ugh that was supposed to be *Think that was “Putin call”*

Think lad “Putin call” as Trump was supposed to be on the phone with him today (heard that on NPR driving home from my side gig).

Soooooo on point San Francisco!

When I had kidney stones in college and was in the ER hopped up in morphine I kept shouting this and giggling. The doctor had no idea what I was talking about.

We have a piper down!