Repeat after me: the United States of America does not have an official language.

Local sports rivalries? The NHL has some great blood feuds. Islanders-Rangers, Oilers-Flames, even the Sens-Leafs. Lesson as always, hockey is better.

Wrestlemania XLVILLCVI (Whatever): Jones faces Lesnar in a best of three match (Boxing, MMA and no DQ match) after going 1-1 (Lesnar, Jones respectively), Jones nails Lesnar with a chair shot that knocks the big man out of the ring. Jones climbs the turn buckle and...MY GOD IT’S DANIEL BRYAN’S MUSIC! HE HAS THE…

My future mother-in-laws sisters boyfriends cousin works at GM and he says they are some of the most windows he has seen on cars on the market. So CP for me and its not enough windows.

I get the confusion, Trump said “after consulting with my Generals and military experts”, but it was stupid from us to think he meant the American ones.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

I hear mass layoffs are a great way to boost morale and keep staff from talking to media sources.

Try being Canadian.

Clearly, the PR department had fallen victim to right-sizing, which was necessary so it could be leaner and more agile to meet the demands of the current competitive landscape.

Honestly, I can think of so many things worse. Losing a job, being homeless, having a chronic illness, food instability, etc. I think characterizing Trump supporters as a serious enemy and dehumanizing them is the quickest way to get another 4 years of Trump as president. Don’t give them that much power, think of them…

Tory tears.

GRRM: We’re not going to the Summer Sea Islands, it’s a perilous place.

“I want to address these rumors about Donald Trump Jr. What you’ve heard are lies. I don’t know this person, never met him. I don’t even have a son.”

Setting new ringtones (or notification sounds) on an iPhone without having to pay money, or jump through hoops with using iTunes.

Alert! Limp For Another Ride, Or My Engine Overheats

“When I was born, doctors looked at my genitals and made assumptions about who I would be”

Normally in the Kinjaverse, whenever there is any story about Muslim-based violence, there is always one troll with the original comment, “Religion of peace.”

Well, here is your religion of peace.

With a car that large, you go full wagon or bust. The whole hunchback thing just looks wrong. Shorten it up, give it 2 doors and it might kind of look presentable. Right now it just looks like a crossover viewed in a bad aspect ratio.

The Moto Guzzi Flying Fortress is not impressed.

They were singing, bye bye all you instagram guys