Yes, it’s a real word. You still used it incorrectly.

Go find one that isn’t dead.

Justs killz mi rizz boi.

Costed?

So what you’re implying is that he flies RC planes as a career “pilot”

That’s not impressive.  My ‘71 Coupe deVille could do that.  It was also 347.6 turns lock to lock

We’ll add statistics.  Think about the average person.  Half of them are progressively dumber than that. 

*The Metric System has entered the chat

Deportation seems like a solid answer. You’re not a citizen?  No problem.  Bye.

Tariff Offsets say “We Love Chinese Volvos!”

To be fair, Galveston is fun. Just the water is gross. Go down the coast to Port Aransas and south, and it’s beautiful.

While this is clearly crap, I do regret not jumping on the flamethrower offer. 

They’ll probably swap you straight up for the BMW now that it’s been detailed. 

Luckily with the leak occurring in Galveston Bay, the spilled oil improved the overall water quality.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

You don’t need their consent, they just need to be informed that the call is being recorded.  If they say no, you can’t record, but just pretend you’re a shitty company, and go with the negative option.  It’s yes until they say no, not the other way around. 

7 5/8 or 61.  Thanks for asking.

Well at least you’re hitting .333

True but the trade off is that you won’t have kids relieving themselves in there on a continual basis. 

You could buy two brand new ones for just about this price.