Close...The Punisher.

I’m betting lights.  They look better when she’s taking all those drugs to justify working for the animate Cheeto.

He hires nothing but the best people...

Society, for having two less Flerda-men.

To be fair, I’ve had some awesome hamburgers. 

They’re both 33.

If I were looking to join a criminal organization, I’d hope to be recruited by one that is that forward thinking.  

Stupidity was less celebrated...

Just hold him in general population pending trial.  Ironically, inmates have a very clear sense of justice.  Especially for skinners.

How about 1920 to 1970?

You Sir, are on the completely wrong site for that.  Journalism is a dirty word here, and deeply offends the ChatGPT bots.

Jalopnik - We don’t hate cars

This is the suburban default for the last 30+ years.

and the author and composer of “The Greatest Country and Western Song” ever written. 

Meth ain’t free.

They pay $7500 in taxes, but that’s before deductions.

If you have a $7500 overage on taxes, you’re not worried about the difference between a 16K and 26K car. 

“Stored out of the sun” reads better

To be fair, you can’t take AP Psychology because the College Board won’t allow them to teach it unless they teach it all, so they’re removing the credit from the course in Florida.

Math pedant.  32/40 is a 20% increase.