You live in Bahrain?

Forget the college fund, it’s going towards therapy for that oral fixation.

It’s doubly weird that he’s 16 now...

How did your kids turn out? All these keyboard experts who’ve never had a kid, or spent any time with one, clearly. You’re responding like you never read where the OP specifically said whatever the decision the child makes, they’d be supported.

I’m the Houston Texans, and I approve this message.

It’s a beoooootiful day for selling tuna.

Good call, also, Civics are the best selling car in Canada for multiple years. 

It has to limit the range on the auxiliary motor to less than the battery one, and it can’t kick on until the battery is fully discharged to qualify BMW for tax credits. You can jailbreak the hold mode and fuel capacity, but risk voiding the warranty.

Regardless, that fucking thing was inches away from my bare ass. He could have climbed up into my butt and laid eggs in me! I’m forever haunted. I didn’t say anything to the front desk but I want that toilet burned. 

The challenge was that BMW had to neuter it to meet CARB standards.  Other places in the world, and if you have the software, you can prompt the gas engine to top up the battery at a much earlier discharge state, rather than fully empty.  Also you can get it to recognize that it has a 3+Gallon tank instead of the sub…

Well, that’s because the girl he’s looking for has a rather large penis.  Bless his heart.

and followed by applause. 

I’d be happier if there were just fewer people that were stupid.  Nothing would bring me more joy than to hear all these finance companies went tits up.

What you need is a good Trumpian quote about his love for things Mexican at the rally at the Jerrydome.  About how they’re all criminals, wall jumpers, and don’t actually belong in Tejas.  That would be great.

100% agreed. The only hope is that the Republicans are so confident that they don’t turn up, and you get a massive turnout from the Latino community to support a white guy with a Latino nickname over an actual Latino who changed his.

It’s probably a fair bit more, and you work less than half a year, playing a game.

That may not be the ignition source, just the only open venting on the vehicle.  Flash ignition is looking for a way out.  If the window is open, gimme gimme more O2

As much as I love Beto, it will not be a shock or surprise if the sentient blobfish, and fellow Canadian, Rafael wins.

To Pete’s fiancee, right?

Don’t dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back, as you look down your nose at people who advocate fiscal control, as clearly you’re the smartest Who in Whoville.