My two big g0-to’s are pulled pork butt and French onion soup.

Decent dim sum and Chinese food in general is about the only thing I miss about living in Canada. Texans can grill out the ass, but they don’t know shit about Hong Kong.

Well Lord knows a bunch of meth addled swamp people wouldn’t spend $5K on booze and Beef’o whatever over the course of 24 weeks every Sunday/Thursday...This guy is gonna be Cheeto vonTinyhands’ new economic advisor.

There are days...

The allergies are usually to the proteins in the saliva, which is why cats are particularly bad, lots of grooming, not lots of baths.  Less about hair.

When you can take your kid to the doctor and have them put down, then pets are on the same level as children.  Until then they continue to be animal slaves to needy people.

As a moderately well-to-do white immigrant in queue for citizenship, don’t worry, they’re trying to fuck us too.

Talk about stupid. West Hollywood doesn’t have the Walk. That’s like me at my desk passing a motion to invade Russia. I have neither the power, authority, or geographic advantage to make any of that possible.

That’s ofo.

sp. Beatrice

2/3 of that list is fucking awesome. 

I for one now eagerly await the review of the Waygu bento box.

If only Harley had a smaller brand, with legitimate sportbike cachet and cutting edge design and innovation. Oh shit. That was Buell, and they stabbed them in the back, and then the front, and then kicked them in the balls because at the time the Bar and Shield fans wouldn’t even entertain the bikes in a dealership,…

Noa. Da pies go ina d’ Aprilia Caponord.

Moto Guzzi Stelvio, table for one.

Everyone knows you use the car for the bed, not the bedroom divider.

Given your use of the word shenanigans, not once, but twice, it’s clearly within bounds to still mock the Irish accent and their wee marshmallow surprises.

AntMan & The Wasp are thick with Hyundai product placement. To the point where it’s distracting.  At least there it would make sense.  An unemployed con is the perfect market for Hyundai.