Could? Or does?

This is a true statement. However they also inhabit saltgrass swamps and Pine forests so sweaty you leave trails. - Houstonian.

Or more fries. They’re happy to do that too.

Then you’re not old enough to remember the Pony.

Just Leaf it alone. They had a Micra scopic chance of winning.

Sorry.

No one celebrates their own stupidity better than Americans. See the current White House for an example. /salty

As an old(er) Canadian, they’re still second fiddle to the Soviets (Russians)

We don’t eat them. We use them for their lovely soft fur, and make boots of them.

Perfect for an American. Aggressive and wrong. An eagle attacking a swan, which is Finland’s national bird.

Seems reasonable. That, or your thumb. Let him decide.

Beijing Winter - 2022. They don’t do skating at the summer games.

You mean Shibutani family

What do you mean the siblings aren’t fucking?

Pfft. Baseball throwers only pitch a five ounce ball 60.5 feet. Curlers throw 40lb stones 110 feet.

But does the sled go to 11?

She’s got the 12 pack in the back, baby.

Obligatory

No it’s unicorn farts and tears as a replacement for fossil fuels.

...And that’s how the first day of testimony ended in the Stormy Daniels investigation against the President.