A fog rolled in across the moors, casting a deathly pallor across the valley, somewhere off in the moonlight could be heard a Ducati howling “Adjust my valves! Adjust my valves!”

Pfft. Benadryl. Rookies. Everyone knows vodka is the magic elixir.

I’ll build on Tom and Ballaban, and say Ford Flex/Lincoln MKT with AWD 3.5 ecoboost goodness. Three rows of room, or two rows and gobs of storage. All the toys, and impressive acceleration. Depreciation is your friend, and you can get a full scoot CPO MKT well under your budget with essentially no miles, and a 6…

Diarrhea is code for taking it in the bum right?

So do a Lincoln MK VII Fox body. Infinite parts, yet totally unique.

Why the long face?

Gozer the Traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrenaii, the Traveler came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slor! Many Shrubs and Zuuls…

Counterpoint. We got my wife a year old SHO for less than what Tom’s guy wants to pay with a CPO and 10K miles. With the 3.5 ecoboost, it goes like a violated ape.

If you wannabe my louver, you gotta get with my friends.

+1 for gormless chucklefuck.

RedOxx K-12 Kat Pack

RedOxx K-12 Kat Pack

But I’m keeping my fingers crossed regardless.

You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily.

He’s pining for the fijords.

Beautiful plumage.

The Jets are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin’!
The Sharks’ll steer clear
‘Cause every Part Picken’s
A lousy chicken

And even better, if someone comes up to the car to question you, you can be all like...this is just a Mirage...nothing to see here...

Aggies have an unhealthy attachment to College Station.

*whisper* The closet isn’t only where Ricky keeps his pom poms.

Those aren’t his fingers making that tent.