I deserved my graduation... I slogged through 4 years with major depressive disorder in full effect... Absolutely I went. (To the school of architecture ceremony, not the full scale university one...that would have been cruel)

I tried gabapentin, but it ramped up my depression. My psychiatrist, who treats ptsd in soldiers, put me on Methocarbamol. It’s a muscle relaxer without the addiction issues, I believe it’s also its a anti depressant.

You know he's dead, right?

I have a 14 year old stinky pisser of a cat, who also leaves uncovered RUDE shits, who can provide this service as well. Before the animal behaviorist get het up about this, a few things: One, the little asshole had a whole battery of tests at the vet, he’s disgustingly healthy. Second, his shits have always been…

Didn’t he say that menstruating females were disgusting? Maybe I imagined this. It just seems like something he’d say.

Yeah, one guy said oh I’m 29 and I could get cancer. Well shit, dude never mind your carefree days are over, start worrying yourself into a froth over that rare possibility.

I had to contain my snark with all the late 20s people freaking out about inexplicable multi-organ failure potentially happening to them. For fucks sake people really?

Sharpie pens fine point in every color. When target sells them individually for school I stock up. I would use every color to take notes during lectures in college. I recently discovered the medium point in black, sometimes you want a thicker line. good for sketching. Looove them.

Sharpie pens fine point in every color. When target sells them individually for school I stock up. I would use every…

This is a good thing to have... It’s bikes blues and bbq weekend in NW Arkansas, and almost invariably my commute route is often stop and go from bike accidents. It’s a fun hill and turn ride but there are some who approach it too fast or not experienced enough to be going that fast.

Wow, Jeb... Couldn’t think of a conservative American woman? Well, Phyllis schlafley isn't dead yet, so Margaret thatcher it is.

We forget: Ben affleck was a child star. So his issues are probably related to that.

This makes me exceedingly grateful my town fucked up their track field, by making the infield afew feet too short, so we couldn’t have football. That was the story anyway, I think also there weren’t enough students to justify having a football team.

A list requires commas, does it not? Embrace the semicolon for gods sake. (I can’t cut and paste, but it’s the starting sentence of the sixth paragraph featuring the word “googles”).

Dan savage is right to be concerned that she is going to be a right wing martyr. However, my definition for martyrdom doesn’t include a thrice divorced, four times married, a child out of wedlock, attention-seeking hypocrite. There’s the whole thing about beliefs being unmoved in spite of your own self-interest, that…

Well California has been a great advocate and regulatory force for formaldehyde-free products, the manufacturers just follow the standards of California for products all over the country. It’s like what happened with car emission standards as well, the car companies make all cars follow the state’s standard.

I think it’s an old technique used on natural dyes, I believe. The formaldehyde warning is at least a couple of decades old. (I’m close, further Google research says 1987)

Yup. It’s also used as a fixative for dyes in textiles. Although they maybe using some other chemical now that formaldehyde is rated as a carcinogen. I’m going on textile for interiors college class knowledge from a few years ago.

Nobody got a silver dollar? I had a stuffed puppy with a felt bib to hold it for the tooth fairy.

My grandmother did that... She also kept my dad’s baby dentures when his cousin knocked out his two front teeth at age 3, and he had an appliance to protect the root bed until his adult teeth formed.

My cousin M. was extly like this. All his life he was told he was the smartest person in the room, regardless of others abilities M. Was always better than you, at least according to his mother. Even though he had a grandmother with the condition his mom will never admit that: 1. Mm committed suicide 2. M.. Was…