the whole concept of it being “ride sharing” was farcical from the start. it was always a taxi service, and “do it via a smartphone app” doesn’t make it somehow revolutionary and a totally different thing.

ebay doesn’t dictate how much you sell your stuff for.  ebay does not kick you off or penalize you if you’re not selling enough stuff.

Nah, I’ve never thought about actually playing. Part of the reason I enjoy it so much is the whole mystery surrounding it. Ignorance is bliss and all that.

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

Did she happen to mention which year?

You know you’re a Jalopnik writer when your first thought is ‘maybe I can spend more money and buy a ‘new’ 30-year old frame and part over my 30-year old components’ instead of ‘I should go buy something actually new.’

no, applauding this insane concentration of wealth and income disparity just because you like what rich guy does is bootlicking. 

Nah, cause he’s a weird asshole who got super lucky to be born wealthy, then lucky again to get in on the dot com boom at the right time, then even luckier that tax credits and carbon credits have been propping up Tesla. SpaceX is the only thing he's done on merit and he's just the money man there.

licking the boots of a billionaire won’t make you rich. 

Using Barron as an excuse to stay in NYC for months after his inauguration as leverage to renegotiate her prenup doesn’t scream true love to me! She was also reportedly inconsolable on election night, which could have more to do with the office than the man, but, again, I’d generally imagine supportive spouses would…

Yup.... eeeevvvviiiilllle California.... how evil of them to basically more or less invent modern social media, the computer processor, integrated circuitry and the other stuff that you are now using on this site. Terrible California for single highhandedly inventing movies and modern forms of entertainment and shows…

According to Mercedes-Benz market research of cargo van drivers, the average daily mileage of a van in Europe is just around 60 miles...“it’s aimed primarily at businesses conducting multi-drop ‘last-mile’ deliveries in urban areas...

the article explains the market pretty well, you’re clearly not it. 

Yeah I was confused by Ashley’s position, as it felt like a false choice. It’s very easy to believe Melania is disgusted by Trump for more basic reasons (like his appearance, the fact that he’s known to shit himself, etc. etc.) and is also a terrible person that doesn’t give a shit about racism and destroying the…

That’s what I see in this clip too, but there are several others where she’s obviously swatting his hand away or keeping her fingers clenched against his attempts to hold her hand.

Thar it is.

I’m just wondering why you live in this shithole country when you can live in Canada? 

(Chris Person who ran Highlight Reel was laid off because fuck how this place is run by these blood sucking jack asses.)

Except only a small handful of people will remember Apple used the commercial, but a large majority know what 1984 was. It’s stupid on Epic Games part when we have such serious issues going on with our socio-political atmosphere to try to frame their contract-breaking fight-picking as some kind of ideological battle.…

They could merge it into Cadillac pretty easily under the new naming scheme; just call it “Buiq.”