she has an excellent voice.

I’m sure Miley lit a candle to honor Pablows memory.

When it started I thought ‘hey, this is pretty funny in an absurd sort of way. Miley has a pretty cool sense of humour’. Then she actually started crying and I was like:

Yeah, I was suggesting that perhaps his name was Pablo not Pablow :)

I adore him in that movie and pretty much everything he’s been in except for SATC. He is especially wonderful in Band of Brothers.

His character in that movie was everything. I hated that they cast him as Burger in SATC, and that’s a role that so many people associate him with. I refused to believe his bratty baby-ness. Although to be fair, Carrie was a real pain in the ass.

A college friend of mine was in a crowd waiting to greet Robert Downey Jr and when he was near her, she shouted, “I loved you in Heart and Soul!” He stopped, had a quizzical look, and said, “Never heard that one before.” Seems like Mr. Hanks could take a page out of that book!

Yeah, he had ID to prove it.

Ok. Ok. Oi. I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I don’t have any first-hand stories, but my friend used to own a nail salon in New York and Blake Lively went there a few times. He said his staff hated her bc she was rude and condescending. He said she was super bitchy and Mary J. Blige was way cooler. Which is only to be expected.

In defense of Samuel L. Jackson, one of the most annoying things in the world is when someone says something loudly about you in public as if you can’t hear it.

The Sean Connery story is glorious. But I'm picturing Darrell Hammond doing Sean Connery on SNL instead of Real Sean Connery in that scene.

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I think I'd sorta love making out with Mclovin.

I have worked in “show business” my entire life, so I have plenty of celebrity dick stories, but the biggest dick I ever met was in a purely low-key, private, social context and there was no earthly reason for him to be a dick other than pure cussed meanness.

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

Right up there with “tried to keep fucking”. NEVER WORKS.