Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”
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Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.
Oh, sure we do! We just use the word “classy” to describe our wine mustache through wine-stained teeth after about 6 glasses of wine, in the style of Jim Carrey, you know, after he’s had a few glasses of wine.
This is why I’m a dog person.
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Too Faced Better than Sex is vegan and doesn't test on animals.
Too Faced Better than Sex is vegan and doesn't test on animals.
Too Faced's Better Than Sex, Lily Lolo, Pacifica (haven't tried it, but I hear it's a very minimal/natural look), Beauty Without Cruelty.
Too Faced's Better Than Sex, Lily Lolo, Pacifica (haven't tried it, but I hear it's a very minimal/natural look),…
One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.
I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.
I can't decide who is worse in that story - the customers or the manager for taking off the gratuity.
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.
Santa Claus of Popcorn could totally kick Deranged Santa's ass.
santa claus of popcorn!!! the best thing i've ever read. well done, popcorn santa, well done.
Between 10:55 and 11:01 am I refreshed my Kitchenette page about 90 times as if that would make it pop up more quickly.
You forgot to promise to not make anything even remotely spicy (so as not to offend Donatella, who reacts to mild salsa like the first chimp that ever bit into a jalapeno) and to absolutely not make yet another goddamned napoleon or french toast dish for dessert.