I hate everything.

Listening to "Totem." Pray for me.

ughhhhh pleaseeeee do not ask me to marry you:

Grimes is going all over the place with her music lately. I mean I can dig it but it's just throwing me off a little.

I was told "It takes two to tango."

A word of caution to single ladies staying at this hotel: beware of creepy men who will make catcalls and whistle at you.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

I'm pretty sure anytime Kanye says anything we certainly do not celebrate it.

Plus if Kanye ever DID say something like that in a lyric it would most likely be a commentary on racial prejudice that is still very much alive.

She has sooo much room to dance at that club. I want that much room when I'm dancing. GIVE ME SPACE PEOPLE!

I was born and raised in the South. Being Southern does not excuse to be a racist and gives you immunity "because you don't know any better." Fuck this guy.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I want to like St. Vincent's music so badly but I just don't.... On a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I ruining my life?

I love that!

I just want a show with Kelsey. I would love to hate it. I am such a glutton for punishment.

I think Cara is definitely scrappy and could hold her own with Naomi.

It's like I'm a fucking walking zombie!

I flew this weekend to my old college town. I want a refund for an hour at my hotel AND I want a refund on my flight AND a refund on my tea that I had to buy this morning to try and wake up bc it's really an hour earlier. HOW ABOU THAT DST!?!

Mine is a bear, Bernard. He's 33 and went to college in Colorado but it took him 8 years to finish. He loooooves to smoke weed and is always extremely grumpy but fucking LOVES to cuddle. I sometimes come home to find him watching Netflix on my iPad (he's super addicted to it) he's also a huge fan of the Bruins.

Definitely do this when I'm drunk.

wouldn't life be so much better if they could laugh at our jokes