Love scary stories

she and Jay Z once took a year-long break because she was convinced he was cheating on her with Rihanna.

White girl here-People really like touching my hair and I never get it.

Agreed. I heard this song a couple of weeks ago and I loved it, it also came out around my ex’s 1 year wedding anniversary and it brought up the same feelings I was going through. Meanwhile missing him came and went as fast as this song, he’s in a happy marriage with a kid and I’m doing exactly what I’ve always…

I heard that Jewel is actually really funny in person and that makes me happy.

You call it stalker ex behavior I call it “Maybe this time he’ll answer and ask to take me back. Still no answer? Maybe he doesn’t have service, I’ll call just ONE more time.”

More importantly can she quit with that ponytail already?

This man is not wrong. I, too, would like Lincoln Chafee to stay in the race and continue expressing his daffy positivity, smiling expectantly at the world like he’s baked us a muffin and very much hopes we’ll enjoy it.

Kanye fan here- Confirming that I am excited about these new tracks and also to say that I really enjoyed 808s when it came out so I’m pleased to see him revisiting these tracks.

If she has a really good HIIT program, which she undoubtedly does because she has the money and resources, then she could totally only work out 20 minutes a day and look that fit. She’s been relatively fit her entire life so now it’s all just maintenance.

Drake’s dancing is exactly how I do. I totally feel really cool and think I’m doing some great moves but in reality, I’m just Drake.

Drakeeee nooooo

It may just be the pose that she’s making in this photo but it totally looks like the wax figure of Oprah.

I’ve never heard that, I’ve bought dough from a grocery but never from a pizza shop. I’ve also heard of ordering a pizza 1/2 baked and baking the rest at home

I was getting a salad the other day from a nearby organic produce store in my neighborhood. Super upscale, the type that sells their organic avocados are $3 a piece. But, I really love this one salad there so I decided to treat myself. The guy in front of me was buying his organic sweet potatoes and was kinda pissed…

My nephew is like this. I don’t know why, it maybe just his age because his younger and older siblings aren’t picky but he only likes hot dogs and chicken fingers. Same with a guy I used to date. He was 26 and only ate pizza, hot dogs, hamburgers (plain), chicken tenders and french fries. We dated for a year and a…

I beg your pardon but Daddy Day Care was HIL-AR-I-OUS

I had to work an on call shifts for Justice (Formally known as Limited Too) and it was the worst! I would have to literally leave family dinners and events to go work at the store. I only worked there for 3 months and during the holidays while I was in college and dang it sucked.

I will if I can’t find a cab or if i’m with a group bc it’s easier to share the fare.

Me too! On both the sending of the sentence and being in the greys