Former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee, a mild-mannered gecko whom I long to take home and place in a well-lit terrarium environment....

This somehow doesn’t seem shocking to me, it’s more like “well, yeah of course she is.”

Her shoes and Jessica Simpsons shoes are cute and so comfortable and that is very hard to come across. Ain’t no reason to apologize for that.

***Only BEARly

If you’ve ever been to Stone Mountain, this is not very surprising news. They have a light show every weekend that appears on that stone cutout of Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis. I’ve been. The whole thing is incredibly red-neck, and the last time one of my friends went to the show there was a…

My ex and I broke up over a year ago and we talk pretty much every day. For me this is a successful friendship for several factors. 1) We live on opposite sides of the country 2) We were friends before we started dating 3) the breakup resulted because he moved to the west coast to pursue his career and I wanted to…

Ughhhhh Ansel. Why do you remind me of the human version of a fart?

“could you put more in?” I said sure, no problem, and put a little more into the mound of quickly melting ice cream when she said “more.” I do more. “Keep going.” I kept going.

I actually do prefer the taste of black coffee to coffee with cream and sugar. I will put cream in my coffee if 1) I’m feeling like I need to be gentle to myself that day 2) I’m too impatient to wait for my black coffee to cool down so I use a creamer to expedite the process

Tell me about it. I lost my father back in 2010 and would be fine for a while and then break down crying when I saw a penny on the floor because someone once told me that a lost penny is a daily reminder that someone in heaven is thinking about you. Got a lot of weird looks that day.

Right!?!?! Also Aziz is a total lover of delicious foods and so is J. Law, I could only imagine the delicious feasts they would eat... Food always on my mind.

Woah J. Law is looking really fit lately

He said in previous interviews that he really wants to gain the weight back. I think he carries both rather well.

Miley Cyrus playing with a magic loom without getting high first

I am a gym rat, I prefer not to date gym rats. I have dated 3 guys that were super fit and also absolutely insane. Also, they tended to be really insecure.

Miley has been working really hard at this collection. It's all her instagram has been posting about. Now I know why.

I really wish Rihanna would rejoin instagram...

This video was on Darrin's Dance Grooves! And you can bet your butt that 10 year old me had no idea who Jordan Knight was, but I was determined to master the choreography of all the beloved pop stars!

I consider myself Christian but my relationship with what I believe is my business, it's not something that is to be paraded around to receive 15% off of my meal and it's not a tool for me to use to suppress others. Also, I'm curious as to if this business owner discriminates against who you pray to.

I really like Kristen Stewart's brunette hair it really shows off her smile!