The driver needed huge... tracts of land to drive that fast.

Prince Herbert: But I don’t like a Buick
King of Swamp Castle: Don’t like a Buick? What’s wrong with a Buick. It’s beautiful, it’s rich, it’s got huge … tracts of vinyl. 

take your star as i fart in your general direction

Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…

The Buick Riviera would like a word with both of you.

“You can’t just peel off the swastikas and pretend nothing happened—that’s not going to help anyone. At the same time, it’s crazy to ignore these cars because of their awful origin stories.”

We couldn’t get sharks, we have sea bass. And yes they are ill tempered. 

Sorry but the desperate attmept is called Supra.

You could not be more wrong.

Boomer Corvette owner here. FFS, we don’t all have shitty taste in wheels. The general rule is if your car is old enough to have chrome bumpers and trim, chrome wheels are acceptable. Otherwise, they look ridiculous.

This is the anti-Harley Davidson’ing of the Corvette. I’m not saying their buyers were exactly the same, but the Venn diagram was damn close.

Europe: Gas cars are too loud, make them quieter 

Well, at least rock n roll ain't noise pollution. Time for Europeans to crank AC/DC to 11!

Brexit means Brexit

You mean we will no longer be treated to the intoxicating wail of a Ferrari 12 cylinder screaming by? That’s a crime against humanity!!!

What does Mahk say?

“The tire in question is a rather low 35-profile tire, 235/35/20 to be exact. It is yet-lower profile than the 195/40/17 that blew on the VW I was charge with.”

Everyone here arguing left/right when this is an authoritarian/libertarian issue.

True conservatives do not try to control people or their bodies. Ass kissing bible thumpers trying to get the heartland vote that dig deep in the coffers for endless military spending while saying it’s too costly for businesses provide birth control are anything but a true conservative.

Being against absurd liberal policies does not automatically make a person a support nonsensical right wing policies, either.