4 cylinder twin cam. Revved to the moon. Dominated its class for 40 years, starting in the 1930s. 1000 hp at 10,000 RPM in its final form.

“I bought a Volkswagen Tiguan.. for my wife.” You are without question the worst husband in the history of human mating.

What Transformers movie was that from?

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Were they using Autopilot?

This has been the federal government’s coronavirus response in a nutshell: begrudgingly ordering up a half-baked solution it didn’t even end up using all that much.

All the best designs are from the 1980s. We should reïntroduce these graphs. Here’s a mockup of a depreciation graph for a Chevrolet:

The dealer industry should all take a field trip to an Apple store.

While I would agree that the dealer system is flawed and ridiculous.

Hot Take:

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

Because they were dirt cheap, economical to drive, super useful, and tough as cockroaches. Sometimes a truck is a work vehicle and not a lifestyle.

Closer, but not this.

Rather bland compared with the DS9 concept promised a few years ago

11 thousand foot-pounds for 11 minutes at 11 miles range, when towing 11 thousand pounds of trailer weight. Followed by 11 hours at a charging station.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Using this as an excuse to post a pic of my favorite mule ever don’t mind me. It's a Jaguar XJ220 powertrain mule.

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

The Japanese judicial system is so tilted (99% conviction rates) that it’s hard to see how he’d get a fair trial, especially since the evidence points toward a contrived set of charges drummed up by MITI to protect Nissan from falling into French government control. This was a set-up, pure and simple.

What could go wrong?