Although... If I could have any Porsche I wanted, it would be a 914-6 or a '69 911E (I really just want the mechanical fuel injection.)

I'd also make space in my garage for a 993 C4S :)

Though famed for their rear-engined cars, I think the 904 is the most beautiful car Porsche has ever made.

1969 911T!

a graph for the TL;DR type

Bleach like a drag racer.

P.S. I drive a Fiat, which is a stick shift. It can barely get out of its own way, but it's still as fun as a dick to drive.

How about those folks who STOP on the on-ramp?!?!

tango and cash silverado

I've always been kinda partial to the Flying Mule from the Firefly series:

Durango 95 (Probe 16)...duh

All fine choices. I think the reality however is going to be a bit more like Idiocracy that we'd all prefer.

I can't choose between the AssBlaster:

the troll, it is within me today

Hard to top the Probe 16 from Clockwork Orange. Still looks modern and its over 40 years old.

Who doesn't love a Johnny Cab?

Lola T70 in THX 1138.

This, and only this:

I never throw away an owners manual!

Are there less manuals than jose's in the world now? terrible tragedy....

I want that as a sticker in my window..