Funny - after seeing how hopelessly complex this car is, I want one even less after watching this video.

That's a $30-35k car. The seller is making a cardinal sin of assuming that their modifications add $10-15k in value. Performance modifications to a modern street car do not add value.

Air cooled 911's were given an unfair reputation from ham-fisted drivers. They're pretty easy to drive in the hands of anyone who knows anything about car control. A 996 is easy in comparison...and an AWD 996? You must be joking.

The reason why there's no stop sign is clearly for entertainment value.

Glorious! You win!

Awesome car, but this one has an automatic. :(

Out of curiousity, since you've owed both an AMG Wag and a CTS-V wag, did you guys not discussed a gently used CTS-V Wag with a CarMax warranty and a gift card from his local tire wholesaler?

Came here for this, left happy. A real RS will go for $300k-$1.8M. If it's a converted longhood T, E, or S - it's still in the $100k+ range, if it's fully restored.

'88 911. It's not *that* old, in the grand scheme of things...but it's my old car. Also, it's among the last of the original bodied 911's (and the last of the original 911's are nearly identical to the originals in so many ways).

I wish that red cars were more expensive to insure:

Woah! Sweet fender vents, Porsche.

I always saw these as an answer to a question that nobody ever asked, ever. I still don't quite get it.

I've never watched this series. Absolutely fantastic racing! Three wheels every corner (if not two), jumps, and going two-wide airborne is just awesome to watch. That finish had me on the edge of my seat.

The level of control and cool-headedness that the filming skydiver displayed was absolutely brilliant. Kudos. That's the business right there.

Hmm...I'm not sure if a thing can be more or less unique. A thing is either unique (e.g. one-of-a-kind) or not.

Cab you report the text? I'm not a wsj subscriber and can only see a synopsis.

So being a minority negatively effects your credit rating? I don't buy that. I'd instead suggest that more minorities have bad credit. That's not racism that's realism.

Eeeewwww! An automatic R8. You couldn't give that to me :(

Yeah, it does. There were just a few details that reminded me of the V8 in the B7 S4. The resemblance to the intake headers from the LS6/LS7 ia pretty uncanny, though, isn't it?

Come on, smart and pedantic Jalops. Have at it, pointing out every single inaccuracy as if this weren't satire.