Jeezuz H... looks like it has a fucking disease

The first computer my dad bought was a Gateway 2000 with a 486DX2. Had to be special ordered with the 3.5" floppy drive. That machine played a lot of the original Test Drive.

I know this will lose the popular vote and 345HP is laughable today but in the mid eighties that plus 465 lb. ft of torque and a top speed near 180MPH was no joke.

And here we go again, cutting public funding so the richest of the rich get a small tax cut *again*! But don’t worry, after 40 years, THIS time is going to be different. Be prepared for a huge raise and awesome benefits next year!

That wealth is going to start trickling down any time now!

Something to cleanse the palate?

The rest of the car is a droopy jellybean but the front kinda looks like the frowny face 2018 Mustang.

Are we really not done with flat paint yet? Blech.

What thy living breathing shitting fuck is this abomination?! It’s ugly as hell!!! 10/10 would vote as next Medusa. But the only thing it got going for it is the engine. This is probably my first ever opinionated post, let’s see how this works out.

“Look kids! A Plymouth Laser!”

$5k buys you a lot of car in today’s market. This may be a rare Jetta, but I’m not a VW fetishist, so i’m going to pass. CP

Amazingly tidy. My first car was a 1983 GTI and seeing the LED “Christmas Tree” brings back (scary) memories. “How many of them will stay lit today?” “Do any of them mean I won’t make it to my girlfriends house?” NP

A Lada things went wrong here. The obvious one was a Lada stupid people.

I hope there are a Lada bad puns in this thread.

Doesn’t seem like they had...

I really miss our old idiot. The new one suuuuucks

I’m less bothered by the dumb intake (the proper aftermarket ones run the tube right behind the radiator, and terminate below it, vacuuming any puddle you drive through), and more bothered by all of the shoddy wiring in the engine bay.

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”

I suspect this as well. And the fact the city tries so hard and gets all uppity just eggs them on more. Like when they went into a manhunt because a ~100lb teenager stood on a parked cop car. They wanted to go after him for criminal damaging and a bunch of other trumped up BS. His scrawny ass isn’t heavy enough to…

Honestly, the best reason I can figure is that the H2Oi crowd is literally doing it for the LOLs. It’s the same mindset (on both sides) that helps ensure the curmudgeon-y old bastard who yells at all the kids in the neighborhood is the person who receives a massively disproportionate level of pranking / property…