I went shopping for a pony car in 2013. I had ruled out the Camaro because of the pillbox windows, had already test driven a Mustang, and was going to look at SRT8 Challengers. I’m walking out of the store after finding none on the floor and a flatbed is bringing in a 13 Grand Cherokee. He pulls me aside and goes…

This is the problem right now, and why Trump is winning this war for the actual power in America: people are still dealing with him in civil and normal terms, as if both sides of this fight were operating inside the same boundaries of democracy and public accountability. As this Senator is doing, expecting that such a…

How long have you been stewing over this, Jason?

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

The car in the first picture is a racing version (F40 LM) modified by Michelotto, as seen by the silver paint.

That “one-pedal” driving experience is a lot cooler than people who haven’t experienced it will ever understand. I spent several years driving hybrid, diesel-electric transit buses. The giant 40-foot (and 60-foot articulated) ones, and they drove the same way. The regenerative braking was VERY aggressive, and you…

Ford ProbeRS, they’re the Ford ProbeST!

Retired police cars are often sold at such steep discounts because, let’s face it, they’ve often led rough lives. Driven hard, idled for long periods of time, back seats full of all manner of bodily fluids, and plenty of Krispy Kreme sprinkles and glazing crumbs. Sort of like rental cars, but somehow worse.

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.

I don’t dislike the intricacy of the grill pattern, but I think it’s just too big of an area. It would be a really cool accent.

This is all I see when I look at that car.

I notice either having kids or taking care of kids regularly vastly changes your view of the WiiU. My nieces, ages 5 and 7, are a constant presence in my life and the WiiU has been a godsend for keeping them entertained. At that age, they don’t care about having a variety of games, they want to play the same 2 or 3…

It should be emphasized that the intuitive nature of Nintendo’s interfaces doesn’t just benefit kids, but also older people, and anyone who isn’t tech savvy.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

alternate headline:

How you hope the night goes