Kinda makes me wish Dick Trickle was still racing.

An oil change at Jiffy Lube would be amazing.

This seems excessive. A bolt is a bolt. It might have some special procedures for certain repairs, but this is more about maintaining exclusivity than about “only this guy is capable of torquing this bolt to 125 ft-lbs.”

The all-new 2020 BMW 328i xDrive eDrive Sport M Sport.

I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?

Drop in literally any emissions-compliant engine and make sure it’s not dumping straight out the side and you’re good.

Too bad they didn’t color match the seat belt, looks goofy with a bright blue one.

I played clarinet and was drum major my junior and senior years. I miss band so much!

Trumpet, then soprano with Santa Clara Vanguard, 2000-2002!

He obviously knew how to play the fwd to his advantage. I partly suspect the people paid extra for it. Definitely not his first time doing it

I’d rather get a teenager something that was built in the 2000s for $3,200. They’re gonna crash it, and I’d rather they be in something with at least one airbag.

Not sure if I’m more impressed by this, or the fact they actually had everything correct enough on the vehicle in the movie to be narrowed down that far. That’s a hell of an attention to detail.

True, but at the end of the day you’d still have a K-Car. A powerful and rare K-Car, but still a K-Car.

You can almost hear the sweet sweet sounds of Whitesnake and Nelson exploding out of those rockin’ paper cone speakers in the doors.

I’ve said this once here, and I’ll say it again: Nothing. NOTHING...compares to seeing a Top Fuel launch. Nothing. There is no car that is equivalent. 0-320 in 3 and a half seconds.

Thank you. Why can’t we just let these vehicles run until they die and call it a day?

Jeep’s new lineup:
Jeep Wrabglar
Jeep Harghblargh
Jeep Raggle Fraggle

The damage done to the environment by scrapping 500k operable cars and replacing them with 500k new cars will far exceed the damage caused by high emissions of the TDi cars over the life of the cars.

Seems counterintuitive to the "damage to the environment" ethos to render up to half a million vehicles inoperable, or otherwise destroy them, as part of the recall.

Shit. You beat me by a few minutes. I’ll still offer my tag line: