You know that baby was a mistake, a guy who picked out those rims isn't making good life choices.

I absolutely love these cars. They are probably one of the most elegant designs of the last 20 years. My dad just picked up a new S60 R Design a week ago and I still wish it was this model.

Automatic, useless body work, nonfactory paint, wheels that are both too big and too high offset, rear-end-me-please taillights... Generally you see this level of work on a salvage title car.

One of the high water marks of vehicle design.

Of course, everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want to their cars. Of course. Of Course.
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But maybeeee if you totally fucking ruin it you shouldn't try to sell it for $15,000

"Selling because I have a kid on the way" = "This thing is a fucking basket case that is sucking money from my bank account and I'm buying an Accord cuz have you seen how expensive diapers are?"

The hood vents alone are enough to make me look elsewhere, but then you add the stupid wheels, the lack of a cat, and the other stuff I'd have to undo before I could drive it without shame? And let's not forget the finicky Haldex transfer case that has a tendency to want money when you add extra power.... As much as I…

Kid makes one legit point, though. Anyone who complains about a party out [there] in the middle of nowhere is a spazz! I mean, Christ, it's western Michigan! Why the fuck would anyone want to live there, let alone the rest of the state, and never mind who?

"Any time you point at someone you've got 3 fingers pointing back at yourself."

Every time I see CarMax and a Range Rover on this site I get excited.

Dear automotive manufacturers, please give us back our buttons and give me a dock for my phone. Google Now has all of the voice activation working. But I still want a slider for A/C and knob for volume. Also, Sync can choke on a [edit] and die, please.

Ironically a guy that gets paid to be a bad ass and pretend to survive extraordinarily dangerous things, survived something super dangerous by being super bad ass.... Awesome.

My god, I hope they cameras were rolling. That would be awesome.

Hahaha, and that by far is the most camera snob thing ever said.

My sister and I were the last generation that could freely play outside with the kids in the neighborhood, with full autonomy and confidence from our parents. If I came home with a scraped knee, here's peroxide and a band aid off to race in my big wheel again, I played to win. We chased the ice cream man down, talked…

Fucking exactly. All we do is bitch about children and ask, "what has happened to today's youth..." Then I go to a restaurant, a car wash, a store, a mall...and every fucking adult is checking their phones, listening to music with earphones, on their iPads, etc. Non-stop.