I can't even *begin* to imagine how slow this must be. As someone who has driven many Vanagons of this vintage, I can attest to how dangerously slow they already are in stock form. Adding all this extra stuff is just insane.

High point of the video? The window rolling up. I died.

I *love* the fact that you didn't do the idiotic "in transit" thing of covering your car in blue tape. For all you poseurs heading to car shows: This Is How It's Done. Get in and drive.

What's up with this dash? It looks like a painted dash from a EG Civic in a Super Street photo spread from 2001. Needs to be matte carbon or alcantara. C'mon Ferrari!

He gets big points for a really nice license plate. And for letting you hoon.

Paging Steve Lehto!!!

You can buy this one...a 2007 with 77k miles for $38k...

That picture from that angle makes it look like you shortened it in Photoshop....

This idea isn't actually half bad – I'm sure Elon Musk would love to see a bunch of electric delivery vans puttering around the city, and the cities would eat them up.

Fuck me. The want is so strong. This car needs to be in my life. I don't care about gas money.

MAXIMUM PUCKER!!!!

The only time this argument goes sideways is when you run out of time/space to tinker on the old car. My patience has worn thin. I've never had a new car...but I'm seriously thinking of leasing something brand new the next time around (potentially soon).

I can't get past the fact that this thing is hideous. Most wagons actually look BETTER than sedans (IMO), but this is just not good at any angle. Especially the back.

I was thinking the same thing! It's totally French. I could see this coming right out of Renault at that time.

The CP shows up right....about......here..... Such a bad hack job.

Nissan Sentra SE-R. And for good measure, let's make it a hatchback. I know the Versa is a hatch, but that car sucks.

I bet the legacy names are a problem in non-English speaking areas of the globe. I'm sure this transition to alphanumerics started there. No one needs to relive the "Nova" problem. That said, I just think CT6 sounds dumb. Not sure what would be better, but CT6 sounds lame to my ears when combined with "Cadillac".

Sad. So sad. This should not be an option.

No. Not this. There is no need for Saturn. Chevy already goes all the way to the bottom of the price barrel. There is no need for this brand. In fact, there never was, which is why they killed it. And they don't need Pontiac either. Everything was just badge engineered. They just need to improve the styling on…

Isn't this an H3 SUT? Even worser!?!?