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I don't know who Drake is, I'm assuming "drizzy" is come kind of pseudonym, I vaguely get a Hunger Games reference...this entire article belongs to a younger generation than mine. Somehow I imagine that Drake, Johnny Manziel and Justin Bieber all hang out together or something, probably in the same way that the

If this were the NBA, the contact preceding the flop wouldn't have been necessary

still better than being in the stands watching this Cubs offense

Do you think so? I can't tell. I've re-read his posts a few times because I can't imagine that there's anyone out there who actually thinks like this, but I just can't tell...

Dude, you've been at this for way too long. Give it a rest.

lol - touched a nerve!

Does this really qualify as a "sport." How about clickbait?

I went to a bar to see a band play that was coming on stage just as a UFC viewing party was ending. The bar was packed with the typical Affliction / Ed Hardy crowd - no women to be seen - and they were drinking heavily / staring at these two dudes in spandex sweating / bleeding all over each other while trying to put

Everyone likes it when players do this, because touchdowns are cool and so are dunks and so is watching a football player get really excited about the cool thing he just did.

because walking and having class are both out of the question

Is there any kind of international law that FIFA is beholden to, or something like that? It seems to me that it's a private organization, and so they can't really be held accountable as a whole. Maybe the board members could be charged with fraud as individuals in their own countries?

technically speaking, I think she probably broke her femur, not her thigh...

There are some God awful throws, but also some God awful route running / timing with the receivers / effort by the receivers in this video.

I thought you were just trying to be a controversial a-hole, until I watched that video...not I don't know what to think

What I've learned from Deadspin:

Phst, what's with all of this hockey talk? Let's see some more animated illustrations of 6' 6" guys dunking a basketball.

and there most certainly better not be any memes, or Barry will take issue

Glad to hear that he's ok, relatively speaking.

just maybe these jokes are being driven by how much of a joke the NBA has become. I've seen WWE matches that are less scripted then the NBA Finals.