Here's the "bio" for Dos-Noun, his rapper pseudonym

you're right, I overstated it

Yeah, I got that. But there were more than enough commenting on the "is."

my college roommate and I jumped on a Greyhound in Chicago on a whim after the bars closed and rode up to Wisconsin for the 1997 Wisconsin v. Michigan football game. We got off the bus at like 6:30 in the morning and had to walk an obscene distance to the college dorms to try to meet his friends. On our walk through…

well no one is going to have any strong opinions about this...

It was probably Deadspin's ESPN-Tebow-coverage-like reporting of him that caused him to snap!

If I were a detective my first suspects would be the Deadspin editors

please - you do realize that there's a demand for women who look like this?

Guys, seriously: If you think that she can be summed up as just another pretty blonde with a nice rack, than you really need to spend some time looking at the rest of her.

That's it, as a young male I'm boycotting DWTS for playing into male stereotypes. Oh wait, I already have been...

"Everyone loved [Brooke], but the execs wanted a whole new show," the source revealed. Adding that Andrews' "young male following" was appealing to the network. "They're desperate for those viewers," the source added.

and apparently you also hate adding anything useful or interesting to the conversation...

my company used to have it's headquarters in midtown, until the realized how absurdly expensive it was, and as a result I used to go to NYC quite a bit. Being from "fly-over" country, I have always intrinsically hated NYC because of the attitude that where I was born/lived meant I was less of a person. I will never…

after crying his way down to the base of the halfpipe.

one of those milestones was undoubtedly negotiating a CBA that excluded healthcare for retired players

just as long as he's not gay...

I'm voting Butterfinger in 2016

I'm pretty sure that this guy was on everyone's high school football team. I'm shocked - shocked I tell you - by his meat-head perspective.

Well done, Mr. Sam

I think it originated as a military exercise or something that was conducted by Norwegian soldiers, which makes it even more awesome. They fought wars on skis.