My high school girlfriend and I never had sex. She had NO GAYDAR whatsoever and I felt bad for her. She was on the cross-country track team and I guess normal guys were just too guy.

Tom Shayes was not a henchman. That would have required him to know more than he did about what Patty was up to most of the time, and Patty didn't need him for that. Patty's Uncle Pete was a henchman, and Tom was more of a pawn.

…Agustín’s one bad day away from making an installation piece about urinal cakes.

I have to assume this is setting up for a Mellie vice presidency, which…okay, fine.

None that have been watching Grey's Anatomy, I'll tell you that.

Do people do that in real life?

“Incest is best, put your brother to the test.” Annalise claims this is
something people say, but I have never heard anyone say this, ever.

I think Annalise is banking on the prosecutor not being able to come up with much more than circumstantial evidence against Nate. Convictions have been gained with less, but still…

You do realize that Jon Stewart was Colbert's EP as well as Wilmore's, right? So Jon Stewart hired Larry Wilmore. If the show's not working, that's on Stewart.

What does one have to do with the other?

… rather than a Republican to defend.

As did I.

BITE YOUR TONGUE.

Nope. Footballers Wives. The first episode of Season 3, where bisexual striker Conrad Gates joins Earl's Park as new captain. He gets banged up the ass by his wife, Amber. (Before proceeding to engage in sexual relationships with resident bitch Tanya Turner and the show's stand-in for Justin Fashnau.)

Yeah, that was kind of a thing.

And the extended Kingsmen complete-with-profanity trailer in the break after the Craig Robinson Pepsi commercial…

Allison Janney … is the robots’ new God …

But considering that it was all a setup, those two dudes really got screwed, no? I mean, set up to be killed by a hostage. Who does that voluntarily?

No television show suffers more from a midseason hiatus than Scandal,
and it was shrewd to craft an entire episode that can stand on its own
merits. “Run” is as perfect a place to resume as it is to start fresh.

That wouldn't be creepy at all.