Good for you.

Even now, it isn’t entirely clear how all of this links back to Vice President Nichols, Lizzie Bear and Kubiak …

And if they bring Rowan back in at the last minute to rescue Olivia, I am f*cking DONE.

Certainly not the pilot, which conveys foundational information but isn’t representative of what Scandal actually is. In fact, none of the first season is representative.

Because they thought they could get more mileage re-running the first ten episodes in the same timeslot over the winter break. And this way, they cap off in the middle of February sweeps and can plug 11 episodes of something else (American Crime, as opposed to American Crime Story, mind you) in for May sweeps.

Speaking of Lawyer Paris Geller, doesn’t it still seem like she’s in love with Annalise every time they have a scene together?

Except for the fact that I know that this season falls more or less at the midway point of the history within Coven, I wouldn't be too surprised if Huston showed up with a saxophone, but, since it is, we know he's trapped incorporeally in that damn house in New Orleans.

Stanley and his "genetic ordinariness." Nope. How many times does Stanley need to mention his outsized gonads?

On that matter, I really don’t buy that Alison would sleep with Oscar at
this point, no matter how shitty she feels about herself. I just don’t
buy it.

Trying to make sense: so the murder happened/investigation actually started in the four months we skipped, right? I get that the book signing was later than the memorial service — I think…

Sharon to Randy: "Anything that keeps you away from Cock Magic…"

So many dick jokes…

The thing about unifying the timelines, though. Realizing that Alison was in Helen's store as Noah was having his panic attack (the phone call that Helen went to answer was that cue) and the subsequent realization that perhaps Noah saw Alison standing outside the window after he and Helen returned home (the pulling…

Where are we going for season two? I mean, if we've built out to the solution of Scotty's murder, the titular Affair is over…

Joshua, I don't disagree with a word you've written, but you're going way to deep and over-analyzing. This is popular entertainment, not high art. Panem et circenses. It's something that comes on at night so that we can take our minds off of the shit strewn around in our personal lives or humanity's acceleration…

While Nate does create at least part of Annalise's alibi and the phone call helped, it would still require too many things to line up perfectly for Annalise to have masterminded the whole thing. The battle between Michaela and Asher, the Dragon Lady showing up in Frank's apartment, Bonnie being a drunken ho…

…with Special Guest Star Lee Tergesen as The Carver…

Except that Dick Wolf had two thousand shows (running and cancelled) on NBC before Shonda Rhimes even had two on ABC. Rhimes is up to, what, five now (with two in the pipeline)?

So, Murphy’s new posit that all four seasons of American Horror Story are connected … is telling in that it reveals the exact opposite. The show is simply passing off its repetitive and sloppy work by Murphy making this claim retroactively.

Wasn't the Stan Lee sketch the K&P sneak peek at Comic-Con this summer?