Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Caps fan here. “Eventually” was a long time ago. This is just our own petite mort. Numbness would be welcome now.

A few weeks ago I received a call from a high-ranking member of the Vikings’ organization. “Let me ask you something,” he said, right off the bat. “Who would you rather pillage: Ireland or Great Britain?” After some deliberation, I said both, because money is the objective.

Jeez, thanks for the spoiler. I was waiting to watch it on NBC.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Well, speaking as a Wizards fan, and as a person who has watched Wall up close as an occasional participant in local sports media, I can tell you that he is really an amazingly cool and funny and upbeat guy, and probably one of the most generous people in professional sports, and is—sometimes to a fault—surprisingly…

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

Meaning no disrespect to McCloughan, if you’re attempting to recover from known alcohol problems, working for Dan Snyder seems like a bad choice.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

Swig directly from liquor bottle.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

“Hey Pete, what’re my chances of beating this cancer?”

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

“Breasts 2 Die For 2"

To clarify, I was agreeing wholeheartedly with RMJ=H. What I meant is that Universal Envoloping Algebra's Jeter story would've had me crying had I read it at work yesterday.