9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

“Hey we need to talk”

I’d like to see Rob Manfred try to make Jim Leland wear a patch.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

Fascist

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

I like to post this every once in a while

As a fan of this team, who’s used to their losing Game 1 of most series (including three of four last year on their way to winning the Cup), a Game 1 win where they never trailed doesn’t even rise to the level of mild indigestion when compared to the agita of seasons past.

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

Spurs fan here. We also won’t be signing anybody in the next 2 transfer windows. 

Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

Thanks, but I’m going to punt on this offer.

Cher would never have done this. 

This hits very close to home. About two years ago I was booked from Seattle to Capetown for what was supposed to be an adventure. I arrived at the airport prepared for my flight and was told I would be routed through Moscow. Great. Mid air, right when we could turn on the computers, and Russian agent approached me and…

I’ll say it again: buy the rights of the Seattle Thunderbirds name from the WHL junior hockey team, which might have to relocate and re-brand anyway. The Thunderbird is an important part of the Northwest First Nations mythology, it’s evocative of the area the team would represent. It’s a kickass cool name.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.