Agreed. SeaTac is one of the best drinking airports in the US.

I don’t know what possessed Drew to add something as stupid and as obvious as Cryptkeeper Al Davis to the Jambaroo, but I’m here to tell you I love the Cryptkeeper and hope it lasts longer than Nazi Shark.  Can’t be easy writing dumb death puns every week, but I’ve got my fingers crossed.

My buddy and I decided a few years ago to pick a PL team to root for (we live in DC), but didn’t want to pick any of the obvious top 6 or the then-current darling of Leicester City. We settled on Bournemouth since they had just been promoted, and it’s been a goddamn delight rooting for these guys the last few seasons.…

Eh....no.  Hoover was a decent human being who had a stellar track record of humanitarian relief efforts prior to becoming President.  He was a failure as a President due to reasons that were both in and out of his control, but he never screened The Birth of a Nation at the WH like his shitty predecessor Wilson did.

You should absolutely try to get into the Silver Jews, because that was a brilliant band.  And it should be easy, since they’re not releasing new music.  David quit the band to dedicate his life to undoing the damage his father has done (I believe his father is Michael, not Rick, Berman).

“Saying you are for single-payer or not is like saying are you for war or not. Well, tell me a little more.” (Seems self-explanatory.)

Penalty kicks are unsatisfying, and the North American Soccer League (NASL) had the perfect alternative: the 35 yard shootout.  It was a complete bastardization of the sport, but it was WILD and infinitely more entertaining.  I encourage you all to look up some NASL shootouts on youtube and defy you to disagree with…

Paulie and Big Pussy are on their way.....

One of these days I’m going to make a google plugin that automatically alerts me when Chris/McKenna/Deadspin publish something that exposes Wilbon for the gutless crybaby troll that he is, because when I read pieces like those, I’m reminded that Deadspin is the best.

I was unaware of this theory about Australia until just now, and now I can’t stop giggling.

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing it.

Playoff hockey hasn’t wrecked me, but it has made my drinking problem a whole lot worse. #ALLCAPS

Wow. I like you, and you’re a Pens fan. I think we should be friends.

Your grandpa is awesome. I hope you brought him some beer afterwards.

Jesus Christ, I’m going to start crying again....

I’ve had four.

I’m with you. When I moved to DC at the end of ‘91, I picked the Caps to root for to feel like a local. I hated (and still hate the Redskins) and I couldn’t root for the Bullets (because they were the rivals of my boyhood team, the Sonics). I knew nothing about hockey, but the Caps taught me hockey. They also taught…

I cried. My daughter cried because I was crying. I didn’t trust it until the clock read 00:00. I still can’t believe it. This is such a lovable team. I’m getting choked up all over again.

Pay as you go is imperfect but it also serves as a brake on things like unwarranted tax cuts, IF you enforce it. Moreover, it can help derail the long-term GOP strategy of starving the Treasury of revenue and thereby giving them an excuse to go after social programs.

I know. After the second VGK goal, I almost threw up.