My first car was an Evo 9, my second car is an Evo 9, my last car will be an Evo 9.

Luxury is for grandmas.

But I saw someone who looked younger than me driving one once, and he blipped the throttle at a stoplight! And I didn’t like his hat! They’re all self-destructing beat-on trash!

Hey, I’ll be friends! What kind of a jerk would I have to be to turn down friends?

Man, I want a matrix LED sign on my car so I can give messages like

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

No lowball offers. I know what I have.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

So I’m curious as to how much longer some of these Japanese tuning subcultures are going to be around. Are there young people in their 20s building bosozoku/silhouette racer cars out of Showa-era Toyotas that went out of production before they were born, or is that just limited to guys that are probably in their 40s…

“According to Alabama’s unofficial election night results, Roy Moore carried Etowah County, where she lives, by 58%.”

If I never do Donner again in a semi with a full load of whey cream, it will be too soon.

The runway has huge run up areas. They can’t land on those, but they can be used for the takeoff roll.

That is NOT how that fire started here. LOL.

...and down the Google drain my night went.

You should attribute this to Hank’s Truck Pictures and Paul Martino. I normally don’t care, but that site is a gold mine and maintained by one dude.

Atlanta is a shithole full of the dumbest people in the country outside of Alabama. I’m shocked they all didn’t just crash .5 miles from their houses.

Unless they’re amputees, then yes, each person in Atlanta has two snow brushes.

i’m his buddy. whats bothering you?

Don’t park cop cars in the path of the fire truck.

Okay, so even though its the cops’ incompetence, what is your solution to getting the fire truck to the fire.