or have the personal strength or literal safety to do something about it until later.

Due to the statute of limitations, Montag is only eligible to be charged with crimes that occurred after July 1st, 1996

Yeah...wit and charm. Like defending men convicted of raping of young children on Pitcairn because it's 'cultural' and they were 'breaking the girls in' at 12 years old. Ugh.

But see, I don't think men get this shit. It's women, and only women, who are regularly reduced to what they look like and what their relationships are with men and, if they have them, their kids.

So I kind of want to make one of those commercials that urge people to hire veterans in the private sector, but for porn stars. Also hammering the message that sex is not bad, sex is not bad, sex is not bad.

I get tired of saving this over and over again but here goes. Smallpox: killed millions of people for hundreds of years. Where is it? Gone, worldwide, because we were forced to vaccinate. Measles were on their way out until now. I'm older than Wolfson, I remember getting measles and having school mates getting…

As someone who lives near the epicenter of the current measles outbreak (Disneyland), the anti-vaxxers (and there are a lot of them here) drive me insane. What kind of selfish, self-centered douchebag is willing to risk the well-being of their child and the well-being of everyone else because you're not smart enough…

Seriously- as a teacher, I want the police to forcibly take him out of office, if only for the union aspect.

I'm plain of feature and certainly overweight but I don't want an obituary or funeral. Throw me out in the remote woods somewhere and let animals scavenge my plain, overweight corpse.

Conversely, as someone plain in feature and certainly overweight, but who def has a charismatic personality and wit (I don't consider that bragging, I consider that knowing what my assets are and being confident in them), I get equally annoyed when people assume I ONLY developed those traits as a result of being…

I was kinda expecting "But she had a great personality"!

How would Mitt Romney be President and a grandfather at the same time?

dude. on the day of 9/11 my dad locked all the doors and windows, and kept peeking out the curtains "waiting for them to come take us away."

People have been rightfully calling Woody Allen a perv since at least 1992 (when he left his wife for Soon-Yi), so I'm not sure what Lena Dunham's talking about.

Dear Eisen

Open up the management to women, and you'll get women who want to be management. Same thing, different plumbing. The nuns who are living their lives in piety and (relative) poverty would also live that way if they weren't nuns; it's who they are, through and through. Very few of those women would want to move up and…

How humiliating. All I can say is that I hope she wins the lawsuit. Period.

There are so many different origins and "alternates" for the tier one DC (and Marvel) heroes, that now I just have no idea. But in at least one incarnation, Supes makes her live on the farm with Ma and Pa Kent because he wants her to go to school and learn what it's like to be an average human.

Billy Joel hates the song, as a song. It's the only one where he wrote the lyrics first and figured out the music second. In fact, his opinion is similar to yours.

Spinach and feta is definitely a winning combination.