Except it ended up with a corrupt religious bureaucracy, and she was eventually possessed by the baron.

Except even if you do believe that fetuses are people, abortion is still not a genocide, unless your understanding of abortion is that every woman who has one does so out of a desire to wipe out fetuses as a class of people, as opposed to a particular fetus for a particular reason.

Oh no. Here's how being a religious, God-believing person works. You go and you pray to whatever form of God/representative of God you believe in. Then you go and you live your life in a way that speaks to that belief. Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

Am I the only one who seriously fears nuclear war? I never felt like this when Russia was the USSR and had all the vodka. I was all "Pfffft. Everyone calm down...this isn't War Games and even if the missiles DO launch, Patrick Swayze will come in & save me, Lea Thompson, from the Red Dawn.

I'm wondering how long it will take my local school board to change the high school's name. It's not "redskins," but it is named after a guy who sold his tribe's HUGE SWATH of land to the British without the tribe's permission and for minimal money, and then changed his name to something british like John Smith or…

Ten minutes is a long time to shit.

Thirty minutes is an eternity.

I'm done in three minutes, tops.

What do you eat?

And here I was, thinking, "who in the hell takes a whole TEN MINUTES to squeeze out a poop?" Wonders never cease.

I was going to say the opposite of that! Who takes *ten minutes* to poop? I'm in and out in like three, tops.

Even a short poo gets turns into a long poo because I enjoy the reading etc whilst doing it.

A great many of my poos come in under 30 seconds. Fiber! Tons of water! And exercise!

(These are the things I use, I mean. I'm not shouting at you to use them, though I do highly recommend them.)

need one where you cuddle with anonymous fuzzy animals

okay, clearly im a nutter......BUT, i LIKE this !!!!

I feel the same way. It became less a TV guide and more a tv related gossip magazine. The decision to drop the listings was the death knell. The whole purpose of the magazine was in the name and they seemed to have lost sight of that somewhere along the way.

In Japan singles are still common. On the USA they seem to have become really rare except maybe as digital...

How long till we find out that he's actually the one who killed his son?

I'd vote for "parasitic sack" but, alas, no one's asked me...

As the producer of a talk radio show in NH, I can attest that uh is definitely the preferred filler in the northeast.

It's like a Jordan vs Lebron debate. Martina was awesome but tennis was almost a different sport back then. I can't see Martina withstanding Serena's sheer power. They'd probably split a best of 10 matches but I'm tempted to think Serena in her prime is better than Martina in her prime. That said, Martina had Chris…