He did? Oh, that's awful. Damn shame.

One more reason to pay her no mind.

I am here for anything Carrie Brownstein does.

In other news, millions of men everywhere would like to be 'assaulted' by unsolicited pics of lady boobs and lady butts.

That's the thing about these anti-choice shitbags is once the baby is born all the goodwill in the world is over. You HAVE to be pregnant because nothing is more precious than a fetus!!! But when that fetus passes through your vagina then you and it can go fuck yourselves.

I don't know. It might be because some of their ancestors were literally burned in ovens and herded into death camps like cattle.

Please God do not let her sing. Even if she's a good singer there is no way she will match the vocal prowess that was Whitney Houston and it will destroy the movie for everyone.

Errrmmm, Ike and Tina = Original Chris Brown and Rihanna

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

Who wants to bet someone on Fox is going to get really pissed about this?

So what? Are we supposed to sneer at people's choices for where they hold their parties now? If the wedding party wants to have a reception at McDonald's, I'd bet they're probably pretty easy-going, and will have a good time. Not everyone feels compelled to blow massive wads of money on a wedding & reception, and put…

That is a good looking group of people. I wonder how many of them went home with each other.

I can't wait for Size 007: for the deadly, debonair debutante.

I guarantee you they're going to be drinking water.

LOL at the conservative getting sanctimonious about being called sanctimonious.

When I was a young man, "Vamping" meant something else entirely.

I WANNA FUCK, MARRY AND KILL THE PIZZA.