@drewdizzal: Yoko Shimomura and the man: Yasunori Mitsuda, who I presume is contractually obligated to work on games with the name Xeno-.

Left-right asymmetry. Cilia striking again!

@Banzboy: HAHAHA!

Oh, don't worry about the grammar. I'm not one of the people who particularly care. I was simply noting that I saw through it to the value of your comment.

@Tenyu Huang: A bit off in terms of grammar and such, but I really appreciate the perspective. Thanks for this.

@Shad0wF0x: TWEWY! It gives me hope for Square-Enix.

I should enjoy the game far more than I do, since I prefer focused gaming experiences over the wandering of a huge worlds, but Noire somehow leaves me a bit short. Damn does it have style, though.

@rewolf31: Not true. It was named, by its discoverers, because of the physical abnormalities caused in D. melanogaster knock-out mutants.

@jad2121: After today's exam, I'm an M2! Libations all around.

I will agree with one of the troll reviews and recommend Mogworld. Yahtzee Croshaw did good work.

Science aside, this would never happen without a major looming impact event or similar catastrophe. There's already significant opposition to using anything beyond radioisotope thermal generators in space (see the failure of Project Orion).

@GasBandit: wat?

Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waiter approached him and asked: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"

@Jonn: Mithos Yggdrasill (sic) from Tales of Symphonia.

@Sean k: No, it can be an online match too.

@dragonfliet: I think I'll do exactly that.

Not nearly enough neck muscles.

I much prefer the Journal of Negative Results. Or did, until someone ruined the concept by making it:

The Wise Man's Fear is out on March 1st.

@Adam In Texas: Decuple post. Impressive.