Call him James.

Ruminating on a more on-point comment, but Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood was far better than I expected it to be.

@GunFireRiotBang: Seriously? That isn't something to joke about...

A shame, yes, but think of the possibilities for Turducken!

I'd prefer these heroes.

NewSouth should call in Tom Sawyer. He's more familiar with whitewashing.

@Acolyte346: In the Library of Dreams.

@zegota: I lol'ed.

I may not be playing it for a deep plot, but that was a Infinity Blade spoiler I didn't need to learn.

@Exkaiser: That's allowed. It's one of the more obscure subclauses.

Born to be a Pacer.

Histology! Anatomy! Everything you ever didn't care to learn about the GI tract!

I'm sold in one article. Impressive.

Day, made.

@frank0127: You need to play some Phoenix Wright, then...

Al Gore Jr. used to hypnotize chickens to serve as doorstoppers when he spent his summers as a child on the family farm.

Ubiquitous but apt.

"Umm. About that..." - Alexei Nikolaevich

Perlman: I'm a tiger!