Actually, prison is where you want to be, not jail.

Now I'm wishing my business's logo was on the front rather than the side of the car.

So I'm having this dream I saw a Turbo Z, but I know it must be a dream because how often do you see these anymore?

Land Bruiser.

Brembo.

I have driven everything Ferrari sells. Talk to the guys who work at Ferrari and they'll confirm what I'm about to tell you: the FF is the best Ferrari that Ferrari currently makes.

No rear facing seats in the bed? Sir, I remember the BRAT. I rode in the BRAT. The BRAT was a friend of mine. This is no BRAT.

Brown Car Appreciation Society

Everyone who loves these headlamps either didn't live through them or didn't own a car with them.

And the single biggest pro-theft device. I still think this is the biggest reason these went away.

Having driven a Tesla Model S around Circuit of the Americas on more than one occasion, I can tell you that heat is your biggest enemy. On a cold day, I could do about two, maybe three laps before overheating issues limited me to half throttle.

When it discontinues, it will probably be worth at least what you paid for it even if it's been opened. It will only go up from there, and unopened will appreciate faster. But items like the Taj Mahal and the UCS Millenium Falcon routinely sell for 6-7 times what they originally cost — opened or not.

No way in HELL am I handing over my smart phone, unlocked, to a police officer. Right now if you hand over an unlocked smart phone, you are implicitly giving the police permission to search.

And they've done a TON of stuff with Ferrari.

All the current wave scanners cannot detect something hidden in a body cavity, which is why you have to raise your arms — otherwise, you could hide something between your arm and body.

I've been re-evaluating how much I instruct. I've pretty much limited it to instructing at Circuit of the Americas since I love the track and it's 20 minutes from my doorstep. However, the hardware people have been bringing to the party has gotten me to even rethink that. Last track event, I had a beginner student…

What's this? Oh, just a little bitchin' half pipe for your GODDAMN finger boards!

So much presence. And knowing her character and how meek she was and watching her transform into this ... it's just amazing. There's no reason for her to fight, and yet, she's going to do it and she's going to fight until she can't fight anymore, and maybe she won't win or if she does, there may not be anything left…

By far my favorite Firefly episode, but I feel like you need to know the characters to be invested in it in the way the episode demands. That said, if I have time to watch only one episode of Firefly, it's always going to be this one.

Once, at an autocross, I was approached by a teen and his mother. I don't remember the exact details, but for whatever reason he was smitten with my Porsche Cayman and it had some special significance for him.